We all get tagged by them, and the deepest pits in Hell are reserved for them. Yep, Telemarketers are the bane of our existence, they clog up our phone lines and interrupt our dinner, well, now there is a way to get back at them. Yes, really, just watch, and enjoy:
The Perfessor
Just play this with sound and hug your flag.
Aw, just have a happy 4th already!
Warning: Patriotic Muppet Alert, and stay tuned for the old guys at the end…
For the first time in my adult life, I’m having a BBQ at my house on the Fourth Of July and I’m not having to cook. I should do this more often! Thanks, Holly!
Meanwhile, a little known clause guaranteed us by the Second Amendment to the Constitution states
A well regulated cookout being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear gun shaped BBQ grills shall not be infringed.
“You can have my barbeque when you pull this grill from my cold dead hands… “
Happy Fourth, everyone in America!
The rest of you lot, get your own holiday!
Hey folks, we here at Cuppacafe don’t rest, even on national holidays. So, if you missed the fireworks in your local community, or for whatever reason (your a stinkin’ commie) missed the fireworks in your own community. Well, that’s where Cuppacafe can help. first up, we have a few fireworks of our own.
Once you’ve watched the above vid, you can shoot off a few of your own fireworks by going here and here.
Have fun kids, me, I’m going back to by bottle of Uncle Jack.
The Perfessor
No, I’m neither being paranoid, nor am I being Chicken Little. I happened across this very cool slide show yesterday, and I figured that I’d share it with you all.
It seems that we here on Earth are in this great big space ship, traveling through the great vastness of space and, well, so too are other stuff — and, well, sometimes they hit us. No, really, check it out. Just watching it might make films like Armageddon and Deep Impact, not so much fun entertainment, as a harbinger of a deadly reality.
Go ahead, laugh now.
The Perfessor
It’s a cake eat cupcake world out there.
I hope to be back soon!
In the meantime…
Batter Up!
So, you think that you know the lyrics to your favorite song. Well, as the vid below indicates, perhaps you don’t. (But don’t worry, apparently no one else does either.)
Eddie Vedder offers an object lesson in the perils of unclear articulation in pop music. This whimsically subtitled version of “Yellow Ledbetter” has logged 1.7 million YouTube views and is newly popular on Digg.com:
